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Everywhere an Oink Oink

An Embittered, Dyspeptic, and Accurate Report of Forty Years In Hollywood

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Award-winning playwright, screenwriter, and director David Mamet shares his "smart, addictive, hilarious, and insightful" (Breitbart) tales from his four decades in Hollywood where he worked with some of the biggest names in movies.
David Mamet went to Hollywood on top—a super successful playwright summoned west in 1980 to write a vehicle for Jack Nicholson. He arrived just in time to meet the luminaries of old Hollywood and revel in the friendship of giants like Paul Newman, Mike Nichols, Bob Evans, and Sue Mengers. Over the next forty years, Mamet wrote dozens of scripts, was fired off dozens of movies, and directed eleven himself.

In Everywhere an Oink Oink, he revels of the taut and gag-filled professionalism of the film set. He depicts the ever-fickle studios and producers who piece by piece eat the artists alive. And he ponders the art of filmmaking and the genius of those who made our finest movies. With the bravado and flair of Mamet's best theatrical work, this memoir describes a world gone by, some of our most beloved film stars with their hair down, and how it all got washed away by digital media and the woke brigade. The book is illustrated throughout with three-dozen of Mamet's pungent cartoons and caricatures. Everywhere an Oink Oink is "nothing but wicked jokes, angry broadsides, and pointed gossip: in other words, the ideal Hollywood book" (The Wall Street Journal).
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    • Library Journal

      July 1, 2023

      In Everywhere an Oink Oink, the now controversial Pulitzer Prize--winning playwright and scriptwriter Mamet relates his years in Hollywood, during which he wrote dozens of scripts and was fired from dozens of movies, directing 11 himself. Prepub Alert.

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      September 18, 2023
      Pulitzer Prize–winning playwright Mamet (Recessional) documents his four decades working “bit by bit, much like a Missionary among cannibals” in Hollywood in this acerbic and entertaining series of anecdotes and sketches accentuated by his bitingly witty cartoons. Arriving in 1980 as a hotshot playwright commissioned to write a screenplay for Bob Rafelson’s The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981), Mamet witnessed the entertainment industry evolve from “an adventure” (“any next moment” could bring “love, sex, money, fame, artistic challenge, or an encounter with the highwaymen”) into a business ravaged by “corporate degeneracy” and policed by “Diversity Commissars.” Interspersed throughout are accounts of meeting such greats as Billy Wilder, Sue Mengers, and Bob Evans, as well as contemporary stars including Alec Baldwin, Denzel Washington, and Steve Martin. Elsewhere, Mamet dissects the inner workings of the movie biz, from on-set politics (“Executives have no place.... They don’t know what they’re looking at”) to the ills of filmmaking by committee, which “carries and transmits the age-old immutable lessons of bureaucratic survival.” The in-depth commentary on the nuts and bolts of screenwriting are among the most insightful (and least cynical) parts of the book (“the dialogue is of as little concern to a skilled screenwriter as the paint is to the mechanic. When the machine is correctly assembled, the thing can be painted whatever damn color pleases the money guy”). Cineastes will find this irresistible. Illus.

    • Kirkus

      October 1, 2023
      The frequently misbegotten experiences of a playwright in Hollywood. "I did ten features as a director, the world's best job; and wrote forty or so filmscripts, half of which got made," reports Mamet. His directing credits include House of Games and Oleanna, and he wrote screenplays for Wag the Dog, The Verdict, and the film version of his Pulitzer-winning play, Glengarry Glen Ross. He has rubbed elbows with several generations of Hollywood stars, from Myrna Loy and Billy Wilder to Denzel Washington and Val Kilmer, along with off-screen figures like David Geffen and Mike Nichols. The author's anecdotes and ruminations on filmcraft are peppered with a constant fire of jokes and one-liners, many of them dated. Early on, Mamet offers a cold assessment of his memoir: "My life form, having succeeded in Hollywood and then aged out, scavenges some benefit from tell-alls, cartoons and captions." The cartoons, the most endearing parts of the book, include posters and storyboards for Hollywood brainstorms like "The Little Engine That Could Meets Anna Karenina"; a sequel to Titanic ("but this time, it's not the Titanic that sinks, but the iceberg--so: the story centers around two penguins!"); and a film called "Mutton for Punishment," which "raises the baa on the sheep-action genre." Mamet characterizes his book as "a descendant of the Movie Mag," but if it is, it's one with quite a bit more attitude than its predecessors: Audrey Hepburn was "the sole actress more beautiful than Gary Cooper"; and F. Scott Fitzgerald, "who wanted to be liked by rich people," also "wasn't fit to puke into the same toilet as Hemingway." In general, a lot of Mistakes Were Made, some of which, the author acknowledges, were his own fault. Cantankerous, scattershot, and often funny. Come for the celebrity anecdotes; stay for the cartoons.

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    • Booklist

      November 1, 2023
      David Mamet is many things: playwright, screenwriter, film director, Tony and Pulitzer winner. The dialogue he writes is so distinctive, it has its own appellation: Mamet speak. And, by the way, he is a heck of an essayist. This latest collection is a gimlet-eyed look back at his four decades in show business. Is it "embittered" and "dyspeptic," as the book's subtitle implies? Yep. Two pages in, he is saying things like "in Hollywood there is no organization--it has always been the war of each against all." Or that Jerry Lewis "was only funny to the French, who themselves are not funny." A newcomer to Mamet's work might wonder: is he okay? Should I call someone? No. He's always been like this. "I suspect that [film schools are] useless, because I've had experience with drama schools, and have found them to be useless," he wrote in On Directing Film in 1991. The new book includes drawings by Mamet, which are forgettable and are probably meant to be. Not so with his words, which, as usual, are trenchant, scorching, and unputdownable.

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    • Library Journal

      October 27, 2023

      Chicago-born playwright, screenwriter, novelist, and director Mamet (Recessional) offers observations on actors and filmmakers as both an outsider (after success in the theater) and insider (since his move to Hollywood in 1980 to work in the industry). Famed as a writer who advises against narration in film in favor of simple imagery and fast, cynical dialogue, he confesses his love for movies. He directed 10 feature films and wrote more than 20 produced screenplays. He name-drops personal acquaintances Myrna Loy, Billy Wilder, Paul Newman, Denzel Washington, Gene Hackman, and John Malkovich and recounts their witty remarks. This is a breezy, anecdote-filled collection of brief essays that often extend to footnotes at the bottom of pages to continue tales. The book has a constant stream of stories and tangents, but readers will consistently be entertained. As a bonus, Mamet's own cartoon sketches decorate the text. VERDICT Mamet's staccato, derisive, episodic, raw-language writing will enchant fans.--Frederick J. Augustyn Jr.

      Copyright 2023 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

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