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It Looked Different on the Model

Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy

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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER
Everyone’s favorite Idiot Girl, Laurie Notaro, is just trying to find the right fit, whether it’s in the adorable blouse that looks charming on the mannequin but leaves her in a literal bind or in her neighborhood after she’s shamefully exposed at a holiday party by delivering a low-quality rendition of “Jingle Bells.” Notaro makes misstep after riotous misstep as she shares tales of marriage and family, including stories about the dog-bark translator that deciphers Notaro’s and her husband’s own “woofs” a little too accurately, the emails from her mother with “FWD” in the subject line (“which in email code means Forecasting World Destruction”), and the dead-of-night shopping sprees and Devil Dog–devouring monkeyshines of a creature known as “Ambien Laurie.” At every turn, Notaro’s pluck and irresistible candor set the New York Times bestselling author on a journey that’s laugh-out-loud funny and utterly unforgettable.

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      May 9, 2011
      Trying to fit inâsometimes literallyâcan be daunting, but Notaro's attempts are hilariously captured in this collection. In "Let It Bleed," Notaro (Spooky Little Girl) takes on the bane of women everywhere: trying on clothes in a dressing room, with lighting ranges from "cruel" to "barbaric." In "She's a Pill," it's not a physical hurdle Notaro must overcome but a mental one: her alter ago, "Ambien Laurie," who emerges when Notaro takes the sleeping pill that can cause people to act strangely in their sleepâNotaro binges on junk food like a zombie and watches dreadful movies. Her relationship with her staunchly Republican parents, who live in Phoenix, Ariz., and are still dismayed that Notaro moved to Eugene, Ore., is most notably described in "It's a Bomb," when she flies in for her mother's birthday. Notaro regresses to rebellious daughter and her parents to their old overbearing selves, complete with Notaro's obsessively clean mother telling her, "f you're going to shed , pick it up. Hair makes me gag." Notaro's humor is self-deprecating without ever swaying into self-pity, and her situations are both specific and universal.

    • Kirkus

      June 15, 2011

      Former humor columnist Notaro (Spooky Little Girl, 2010, etc.) gathers observations on the odds and ends of her transplanted life in a series of quirky domestic vignettes.

      Some pieces focus on the trials and tribulations of being the author. These include falling tragically in love with a shirt for which she was "the wrong size, wrong age, and had the wrong wallet"; living with a pill-popping alter ego named "Ambien Laurie" who would ritually—and, unbeknownst to the waking Laurie—gorge on snack foods and go on midnight online shoe-shopping binges; and dealing with a frank dislike of being hugged or touched. Other stories focus on the foibles of her equally neurotic family. In one, Notaro pokes fun at her mother's e-mail forwards that "in e-mail code mean[t] 'Forecasting World Destruction'." In another essay, the author describes how in her mother and father's cheerfully dysfunctional home, parents are parents, children are children and no one is safe from character assault. A few pieces more directly deal with Notaro's attempts at coming to terms with Eugene, Ore., her new home, a city she sees as overrun by hippies, swingers, vegans and justice-seeking plant fairies who, "in the dead of night...delicately placed to deep green shrubs with brilliant red berries on either side of [her] door" to make up for the loss of two azaleas stolen by unrepentant tree thieves. Though clearly intended as funny, the book elicits only occasional laughter for the odd twists and turns the stories tend to take rather than for the actual subject matter.

      An uneven collection hampered by forced humor and a lack of cohesion.

      (COPYRIGHT (2011) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

    • Booklist

      July 1, 2011
      Along with cohorts Ambien Laurie and Laurie Circa 1994, Notaro endures both the indignities and the victories to be found in everyday life. Granted, hers take place in a world in which nefarious neighbors brazenly steal the plants right off her porch, and every e-mail from her mother begins Fwd: Fwd: Fwd. Though she manages to take things pretty much in stride, it isn't always easy for a Brooklyn girl plunked down in the middle of hippie-organic Eugene, Oregon, where recycling is a religion, and deep-fried anything is a sin on a par with greed, sloth, and gluttony. Yet whether she's bidding on a vintage stove on eBay or writhing out of an inaccurately sized designer blouse in a chic boutique, Notaro approaches each situation with her trademark blend of sharp cynicism, healthy skepticism, and self-effacing humanism. The result is an earthy collection of slices of life easily recognized by anyone who has ever gone toe-to-toe with a bossy postal clerk or a recalcitrant relative.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2011, American Library Association.)

    • Kirkus

      June 15, 2011

      Former humor columnist Notaro (Spooky Little Girl, 2010, etc.) gathers observations on the odds and ends of her transplanted life in a series of quirky domestic vignettes.

      Some pieces focus on the trials and tribulations of being the author. These include falling tragically in love with a shirt for which she was "the wrong size, wrong age, and had the wrong wallet"; living with a pill-popping alter ego named "Ambien Laurie" who would ritually--and, unbeknownst to the waking Laurie--gorge on snack foods and go on midnight online shoe-shopping binges; and dealing with a frank dislike of being hugged or touched. Other stories focus on the foibles of her equally neurotic family. In one, Notaro pokes fun at her mother's e-mail forwards that "in e-mail code mean[t] 'Forecasting World Destruction'." In another essay, the author describes how in her mother and father's cheerfully dysfunctional home, parents are parents, children are children and no one is safe from character assault. A few pieces more directly deal with Notaro's attempts at coming to terms with Eugene, Ore., her new home, a city she sees as overrun by hippies, swingers, vegans and justice-seeking plant fairies who, "in the dead of night...delicately placed to deep green shrubs with brilliant red berries on either side of [her] door" to make up for the loss of two azaleas stolen by unrepentant tree thieves. Though clearly intended as funny, the book elicits only occasional laughter for the odd twists and turns the stories tend to take rather than for the actual subject matter.

      An uneven collection hampered by forced humor and a lack of cohesion.

      (COPYRIGHT (2011) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

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