The Secrets of Bad-Ass Ninja Manifesting! How to kick the Law of Attraction's Boney Butt and Make it Work for You! Volume One

Warning: this book is tacky, controversial and highly effective!
If you are tired hearing all of the fluff about the law of attraction and really just want it to make it really work for you, then this book is your ticket. Learn the secrets behind the secret! Get YOUR mojo going! Learn to rock it out, get it done and finally get the life you want! Use these simple steps to kick some ass!
Most of us have heard about the law of attraction, cosmic ordering and manifesting the life of our dreams. It is true, there is a golden road that leads to fulfillment and you can follow it to get what you really want. The only problem is that there are some pretty damn big potholes and landmines that you need to learn to avoid.
Certain experiences are like bad zombies and they will keep coming back until you take aim, shoot them between the eyes and take charge of your thoughts! Lean to go all ninja on them and get your mojo on. This short book can show you why you fail and some simple ways that you can use to fix your mental flat tire.
Get up to speed, get over it and get your manifestation on!